Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 27, 2016
Transcript:
Petey: These soccer shoes are more complicated than those old ones I had. Petey: They've got all these mysterious valves and bladders and vents. I think they've got a central nervous system. Petey: Which means they've got a brain. So sports equipment can now play sports without human interference,leaving mankind free to avoid sports entirely. Alice: Yay!
I think that would be more useful than cars that drive themselves.