Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 23, 2020

Toad Zombies! Would they stagger hop stalking their prey?

As T.S. Garp might say, “Beware the under toad!”

Night of the hopping dead

Alright Toad Zombies, hop to it!

What would make it truly terrifying is a caption saying, “UH-OH!”

Un-toad stories

“Toad away, toad away, toad away, toad away. Where do you go when you’re tow-oh-ohd away?” — The Firesign Theater

Sounds like a bad 60’s horror movie! I can picture it on MST3000.

Don’t worry; he’s obviously more afraid of you than you are of him

Petey impersonating a chicken ;~|

It would probably hurt his feelings if I said it was cute. :)

Alice’s brain would destroy the entire colony.

Not sure if a creature who could only gum you is any threat…

Shouldn’t they hop toward you?

I’m dreaming of Toad Zombies, just like the ones I used to know…. ♫ ♩