Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 28, 2020

Miss Bliss needs_two_ time-out corners.

Miss Bliss, you don’t get time-out cornered for saying something stupid! It’s not an actionable offense.

That’s not your soul Kevin!

I think that Alice embodies the spirit of every four year old child, all in one Alice.

Almost makes me want one of my own. :)

ALMOST.

Where does she learn this stuff?

For all that’s holy Kevin, look away!

Ol’ Buckethead Kevin is the innocent victim, punished for an offensive he didn’t commit. He needs a preschool defense attorney!

I predict bucket head will eventually land a job on TV as a talking head. Possibly getting national coverage on a major internet news channel, that shall remain anonymous.

Nobody gives the evil eye like Calvin’s dad.

Good bless teachers. Personally, I’d rather work with dogs!

Hahahahaha! I just found my next Halloween costume!

from Alice’s response Miss Bliss should have found out what the fight was about and then talked to them about it before putting them in the same corner.

Alice you are adding fuel to the fire when it comes to your punishment. I agree another timeout corner is needed, or a trip to the principal’s office for Miss Alice…..

“Go to your corners and come out fighting…”

Here, Kevin! I have this spare blue glass amulet from Greece against the Evil Eye! Quick; take it and brandish it in front of that Bad Little Alice! Good luck!

Will she end up pulling that trick where you pretend to be sorry and cooperate, then maul the teacher once she’s within hitting distance? I did that a lot at Alice’s age, unfortunately…

Time out corner? I can think of a few politicians (both sides) who need to spend some time there!