Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 15, 2022

Mama told me not to come,.. Mama told me not to come,.. that ain’t no way to have fun, son,…. that ain’t no way to have fun…

Time to fast forward to cake

This birthday party is really stuck now, as in stick it to Alice or stick it to Dill!

Whoever gets the whistle is going to be very popular with their family……

fweep … FWEEEEEP …

Let’s play pin the hair on the Don King!

this is the most pathetic birthday party I’ve ever not attended

The duck won. Give him the whistle.

Dill, if you kiss the frog will it turn into a princess? Doubtful. It will probably give you a fat lip though. You should probably keep the whistle for yourself, Dill, to signal for help when the volcano inevitably blows.

It’s not a duck sticker. It’s a duck-shaped potato sticker.

Unclear on the concept.

Sounds like a typical pre-schoolers’ game, and with a typical outcome: “?”

No, Alice, you get others to tell you about you! Except they won’t describe fascinating you, just the stupid frog.