Curses by Chelsea Carr for December 11, 2024

Badminton rackets aren’t much of a blunt instrument, but I bet she’s deadly with a birdie.

I think she might like field hockey.

The boo leading team has room on the roster.

I dunno. Those locker room scuffles can get pretty rough.

I wouldn’t be so sure Pixel. The Coach knew exactly what to do to defeat the Zombies. It can happen more often than you think.

The shuttlecock rarely gets lost as easily as a golf ball. Do zombies eat shuttlecock tails?

I vote for hockey.