Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 25, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    I think that other child is you, Spork… Pete’s nephew.

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    tmt  over 9 years ago

    Zing!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    My mother raised two normal, well-adjusted, successful kids…

    …and me.

    Tony’s question (NOT MINE) for today is “Are you spoiled?”

    To which I would answer…

    Nope, not yet….a bit past my expiration date, probably…but still hanging in there.

    Some of my jokes kinda stink….but even fresh ones can smell old, you know.

    PS… OTOH, Bev is totally spoiled by my going in and fetching Tony’s question, when she’s too lazy to do it.

    After all, it’s not like she has anything better to do….grumble grumble grumble

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    Dani Rice  over 9 years ago

    My husband has me spoiled rotten (I think it’s a plot.)

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I smell just fine, thank you.

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    Plods with ...™  over 9 years ago

    I thought my expiration date was going to be a lot sooner when I was a kid.

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    djhaisell Premium Member over 9 years ago

    His uncle’s making his lunch for him and the other kid is spoiled?

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    nosirrom  over 9 years ago

    Am I spoiled? Not yet. I keep telling my wife that she has to try harder..Did I raise a “normal” child? Well they were normal before I got involved.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago

    BTW Nice outfit….

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    My parents were married 13 years before I arrived. On my father’s side of the family, I was the first baby in 16 years and the first girl in 42. On my mother’s side, the first baby in 14 years. You figure it out.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    What’s wrong with being a little spoiled?

    Did you raise a “normal” child?

    Two of them, actually…

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    Jkiss  over 9 years ago

    I wasn’t spoiled until I got married. It’s all his fault don’t ya know..Did I raise a normal kid? I’m not sure yet and first you would have to define normal for a gifted boy. No really please define it……..someone……..anyone……

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