Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 20, 2018

{sigh} I don’t know what EITHER of them are talking about.

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

Ya know?

The thing about the “About”-button where the links to Facebook, Twitter and the non-existing homepage are hidden? Yes, quite a while now.

My better 1/3 (I’m a big guy) and I have been married 27 years, and that’s how many of our conversations go. It frightens me that I understand nearly all of them.

“Ya know?” Yeah, no.

My girlfriend and I are both hard of hearing, so we have some very interesting conversations.

Huh??? Oh the Whatchamacallit!!!

I don’t understand a thing he’s saying.

Yep. Hold my beer and watch this.

You meant that thing right?

My hubby and I have a lot of conversations like that.

After you have been with a person long enough you can almost know without either person speaking.

In the words of Vinny Barbarino “What”

Yeah, well, it’s not there anymore.

My husband had a mild stroke a few years ago and ever since then he’s always saying “thing” but I never know what he’s talking about. What’s Pete’s excuse?

It’s pretty easy to figure out. It’s the only room that has the thing with the thing with the thing.

That’s starting to look like out old multiple posts.