Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 02, 2018

I learned on the Tom Scott YouTube channel of a town in the U.S. sharing the same street in a town in Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EocJm3Dry4E

The US is the only nation I know of that has a law saying it can claim uninhabited islands to harvest bird poop there. Just check the Guano Islands Act if you don’t believe me.

I like beef or chicken Samoas. Oops, I mean samosas.

Samoan Guano: sounds like an exotic form of Jungle Rot!!!!

OK, so we’re up to three words now….

But that doesn’t necessarily make it any easier to answer.

Tony is asking…

“Are you attached?”

 

Well … I have to confess…

I have been told I’m somewhat …um… loosely strung together…

whatever that means….

and that my head isn’t sitting quite right.

So…. you know…. whatever.

 

BTW… Samoa is not only a lovely Polynesian island nation,

but in plural, “Samoas®” are a tasty, coconut-y variety of Girl Scout cookies.

Attached to what??? I thought I was free!!!

I’m free as a bird.

Or California

Not really

Another island like American Somoa? That would be Monhattan.

No I’m somewhat DEtached. Or so I’m told.