Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 15, 2021

for the fourth time, just don’t forget the dry cleaning (and quit your complaining)

Tony’s QOTD: How do you take it?

Cream and sugar?

How do you take it?

I take it to the bank!

I take it with a grain of salt.

Take it!!! Take it!!! isn’t that a song???

“Extremely self-absorbed and unreliable”, that was me years ago. Now I’m only verry-confused and forgetful.

What a loving and supportive spouse. I guess his best response might be, “Are you sure? Those slacks at the dry cleaners make your butt look big.”

as a reasoned justification for the reminder rather than a pure insult

When I can get it.

Has he never heard of ‘constructive criticism’? It’s criticism, but it comes from a good place.

Things that start off with ’Don’t take this the wrong way’ usually end with something that there’s no other way to take it. Like ‘No offense, but’.

Thanks, reminded me to make a list for tomorrow’s weekly shopping trip.