Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 19, 2024

Are you ogled?

Not in a nice way.

I was in the olde days, seldom now!

Peter, she wants you to go grocery shopping with her.

The same women who complain about being “Perved” when in public, will also complain about being invisible when they get older.

Do you mean, you wish you married a big, strong husband?

Well, Peter may not be big, but he can be strong…until he bathes…! d;o)

must be upset about all the commercials during “Golden Girls”

If I’ve ever been ogled, I never noticed.

Well in the eyes of other men she must be hot…….

If he was a very attractive man, l am sure that she would be flattered by his attention. Also, l hear that grocery stores are a place where people go to meet people for dating purposes. Had your husband been with you, the ogling wouldn’t have happened in spite of his wishy washyness……

You should consider it a compliment, that they consider you ogle worthy.

Were he there with you he might just slap him with his handkerchief.

I guess she’s still got it!

remember this from My Blue Heaven?: Steve Martin’s walking down the frozen food aisle, walks up to a babe, and says “you know, it is very dangerous for you to be here”…she asks why, and he replies “cuz you could melt all…this…stuff!”