Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 07, 2025

I too am guilty of her sense of time.

And then the fight began

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge, and you just stepped in it.

Are you late often?

Fashionably – but only if it’s worth it. Or tolerated…

I hate to be late. I always try to leave early so I can arrive early or on time at least.

Mrs has one friend that everyone will tell her to arrive one to one and a half hours before the event or she will be late. I’ve been to get hearings at her house, where she is even late coming in at he r own party!

This is why my dad always set the clocks in our house 5 minutes fast.

Whaddaya think dis is? A football game?

A slight exaggeration, but not too far off…..

A snarky comment…..

Two minutes in clothes washer time maybe.

It’s your fault, you didn’t tell her in time for her to get ready. You should have told her yesterday.

does anybody really know what time it is?… does anybody really care??

Some things are just better left unsaid.

You forgot to take into account that woman minutes can be longer than football minutes.

Just heard basically the same line on an Seinfeld episode, Jerry talking about Kramer