Awww, c’mon Horace, that’s just terrible… AND in poor taste.
You would never hear ME telling jokes like…like…
Ohhhhh……
A chap from Finland walks into an Irish bar and tells the barkeep he’s feeling homesick, “Can you serve me something from the old coutnry?”
The barkeep scratches his head. “Welll, Oi can, sort of boyo, but I don’t think you want it. It’s not really a Finnish drink, anyways, more like half Irish, half Finnish”
At this the customer becomes excited.
“Perfect,” he says, “That’s what I’ll have.”
The barkeep tries to dissuade him again, but he starts to become insistent. Finally he gives up and makes the customer his drink.
“All right, here’ y’ go.” he says, laying the drink on the bar. The man from Finland grabs it and chugs it….
And falls to the floor, out cold.
Immediately, the guy who was standing next to him, gives the barteneder an accusing, look, but the barkeep just throws up his hands.
“Oi, don’t look at ME, mate. He wanted that Mickey Finn!”
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago
If he walks out, then he isn’t a true Irishman. He has to either stagger out, fall out, or be carried out.
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
Awww, c’mon Horace, that’s just terrible… AND in poor taste.
You would never hear ME telling jokes like…like…
Ohhhhh……
A chap from Finland walks into an Irish bar and tells the barkeep he’s feeling homesick, “Can you serve me something from the old coutnry?”
The barkeep scratches his head. “Welll, Oi can, sort of boyo, but I don’t think you want it. It’s not really a Finnish drink, anyways, more like half Irish, half Finnish”
At this the customer becomes excited.
“Perfect,” he says, “That’s what I’ll have.”
The barkeep tries to dissuade him again, but he starts to become insistent. Finally he gives up and makes the customer his drink.
“All right, here’ y’ go.” he says, laying the drink on the bar. The man from Finland grabs it and chugs it….
And falls to the floor, out cold.
Immediately, the guy who was standing next to him, gives the barteneder an accusing, look, but the barkeep just throws up his hands.
“Oi, don’t look at ME, mate. He wanted that Mickey Finn!”
shel4 over 13 years ago
I must confess, it took me a minute to get this one. If Horacegets any tomatoes, they will be too ripe to use in his spagetti sauce!
Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago
@jeffc42: There is one time that a TRUE Irishman will walk out of a pub.When they’ve run out.
zlin over 13 years ago
A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian walks into a bar. Barkeep asks: “Is this some kind of joke?”