Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 26, 2011

I’m not passive - 90% of TV is written for a below 80 IQ.

So thats why I can’t understand them. But I am working on it. I read comic strips.

Horace……….Get a second remote..! !…….. Problem solved……..

Clearly, he still hasn’t paid all of his brain bill.

Horace, you don’t have to worry until you become too lazy to go to the fridge.

I’m not passive. I make sure the remote/mouse is always within reach.

I used to keep long wooden dowels by my chair in case the cat was sitting on my lap and the remote or a water bottle was out of reach. After I drink the water I have to get up anyway, but it works great in the abstract.

All hail the Hypno-TiVoed…

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I’ve got one of these to reach the remote: