Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 28, 2011
Transcript:
mustve been awful being someone like alexander the great. "So...Al ..what will you be when you grow up?" "Mother...I wanna be a lumberjack! "You want? No way, Alex baby! We didn't name you Great for anything! Now...run outside and conquer something! Aw mom!
BlueRaven over 12 years ago
So in truth, he wept because you cannot win a land war in Asia.
InTraining over 12 years ago
Horace is Day Draming again…… again……………
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Why not do both?
I cut down treesI conquer allI hang out with a sageI put on women’s clothingand act upon the stage
jmcx4 over 12 years ago
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lave’treee!
rocketscientist over 12 years ago
The lunatic is on the grass! (Or maybe, the lunatic eats all the grass!)[I see your Monty Python reference and raise you a Pink Floyd one.]
Yukoneric over 12 years ago
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay……………
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
Marmalade, I like marmalade.
samuli creator over 12 years ago
If there’s anybody willing to buy the DSOTH coffee mug from Zazzle for HALF the price… you’ve got until 4 PM PT today to use the code MUGSCOASTERS at checkout…
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
One of Alexander’s soldiers asked him why he was crying, and he said, “I didn’t want to be a conqueror… I always wanted to be… a LUMBERJACK!”