Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 24, 2013

Horace, by any chance…. did you get that phone from the ACME Corporation…? ? ?

Horace, break ranks when you march across a bridge or the vibrations will cause…… (see above)

He must have the Galaxy SIII. I can hear the vibration more than my ringtone.

I wonder if the message was supposed to be an earthquake warning.

Horace should get the intensity of his phone’s vibrate function lowered to “Oh, baby” level.

He paweth in the valley, and rejoiceth in his strength…He swalloweth the ground with fierceness…and calleth afar…

Now, about the ring tone!

It’s a bad sign when your phone has a Magnitude setting instead of Volume.

The new Richter model.

At least it wasn’t an avalanche.