Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 29, 2016
July 28, 2016
July 31, 2016
Transcript:
Four out of five dentist recommend this toothpaste. The fifth dentist recommends constant candy consumption. And the services of his dental restoration clinic. And maybe visiting him regularly as it tends to get lonely sometimes, living alone in the luxurious mansion.
Perkycat over 8 years ago
How come it is always four out of five? I want a toothpaste all five dentists recommend. And yes, no matter how altruistic they try to sound, it is all about the money.
VickiP123 over 8 years ago
and then you’re even more lonely because of a tragedy named Cecil.
Cerabooge over 8 years ago
Toothpaste – flavored chalk, which I suspect is hard enough to gradually wear away the enamel. And that’s just one of the ingredients.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I see we’re doing a little tooth-pickin’ on dentists today!
Have a bad experience recently, Mr. Lintula?
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Today’s background music: “Cavity Search” by Weird Al Yankovic.
BlueFin Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’ve found out, that greedy people seem to be many times rather lonely. Makes me feel sad…But hey! Horace, maybe you can pick up your doctor outfit with those thick specs. Knock on the door of his luxurious mansion. Introduce yourself as Horace H. Horse Dr of psychs and…I’m sure you figure out something, if he invites you to sip and quarry some cognac or champagne, sitting in armchairs beside the huge fireplace.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
I bet that fifth dentist also recommends caramel apples, jawbreakers, and Slo-Poke suckers.