You’re still a schlemiel. You buttered the wrong side of the bread.
The butter side of the Horse
The probability of the buttered side landing face up is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
There seems to be extra hoof space in Horace’s dream limo.
Years ago in a comic book, a boy genius experimented with anti-gravity by putting butter on cats’ backs. Since cats always land on their feet and buttered things always land butter-side down, the cats just hovered in mid-air, unable to fall.
July 31, 2015
gammaguy over 7 years ago
You’re still a schlemiel. You buttered the wrong side of the bread.
Gent over 7 years ago
The butter side of the Horse
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
The probability of the buttered side landing face up is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
BlueFin Premium Member over 7 years ago
There seems to be extra hoof space in Horace’s dream limo.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Years ago in a comic book, a boy genius experimented with anti-gravity by putting butter on cats’ backs. Since cats always land on their feet and buttered things always land butter-side down, the cats just hovered in mid-air, unable to fall.