Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 15, 2021

If they had said “mom’s homemade cookies” it would be different

Most cookies aren’t that hard to make.

Hey — my cookies turn out great!

Poverty cookies….. no fortune included.

Not everyone can bake.

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I bought a package of Oreo Brookies a couple of days ago and haven’t opened them yet

For some reason, now I have to

Home made never comes in a box….crummy idea.

Confused…? Just enjoy a cup of coffee and… YES… a cookie….!

And the sign said “We treat you like family”

Nope, not goin’ in there..

An odd advertising gimmick.. The reason I go out to eat.. to buy a pastry/cookie is because I’m tired of my own.

“home made” is not one of those phrases with 100% assurance of being well done

Not YOUR home, Horace…

The open secret about reducing “cookie burn” is to use parchment paper between the dough and the pan. It provides just enough insulation to keep the bottoms nearly the same temperature as the top. The other trick, that traditional cooks know, is to spill a small spot or two of dough in empty areas of the pan. When you smell those small spots burning, the cookies will be done. My grandmother always cooked by smell.

Instead he’ll buy some instant water — just add water!

Not YOURS silly.

Horace, it’s your fault they’re burnt.

Nothing beats Lovely Wife’s Oatmeal Scotchies and a cold glass of Moo, MEGA YUM!

actually from equipment and ingredients Horace looks like he’s burning cream puffs rather than cookies.

Just order some cookies instead.

What if a Kotter pin head gets to the stable section and utters " Up your nose with a Tim Couch carrot instead of getting a face lift":? B) Horace THINKS " That’s safer than a man-made invasive test kit." R) Horace perks up and THINKS " At least I won’t get a runny nose like I do when I inhale Martin Gerber’s carrot baby food.’A) Horace writes “Dear Bait-A-Carrot Teen: buy Michael Vick TUMS .”