Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 19, 2022

Keep it simple, Horace—have a banana split with coffee ice cream, on toast.

There is never a wrong time for ice cream.

Working nights and sleeping days, I dont even know what to call my meals

I eat what I eat when I eat it

A terrible time for me to read this cartoon, while I’m ingesting steel-cut oats with oat milk and raisins and green tea on the side. If only I could run 5 miles a day…then maybe ice cream.

That at least would even things out at least a little.

Instead, Horace, you should have a bowl of Cherry Z’s…!

i just want some day-old pizza

Horace is certainly chock-foal of childhood wonderment this morning.

Have your cake and eat it too.

In the immortal words of the Fourth Doctor, there’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.

If you just put a tablespoon of ice cream in your coffee, it will taste wonderful and you will not have ruined your diet. :)