Horsing around trees again eh horsie? Okay then for Sunday Punday, tree-t yourself to some evergreen puns.
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You can always rest assured of a koala-ty time in Aus-tree-lia.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
How do trees get online?
They just log in.
How do you identifies a dogwood tree?
By observing their barks!
Which tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What’s a tree dating app?
Timber.
Why did the tree went to takes a nap?For-rest.
Why the weeping willow so sad?
It watch a sappy movie
Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
Because they never leaves when you want them to
Why was the tree stumped?
It couldn’t get to the root of the problem
How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?
It won’t stop trunk texting their ax
What’s a tree’s favourite drink?
Root beer
What’s pine tree’s favourite radio station?
Anything that plays the poplar hits
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?
It couldn’t stick to a root-ine
What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?
Tell it acorn-y joke
Why did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root
Which is tree’s least favorite month?
Sap-timber
Which branch of mathematics does trees excels in?
Geometree
Who was arrested for the crime of treecherry?
Tree-son
Where on earth is the desert palm tree?
He is on a date
What sort of farming wood be beneficial in the coun-tree-side?
Poul-tree farming
What wood trees do on Halloween?
They go Tree’ck or Tree’ting
More retreeculous puns is continue in reply
July 31, 2015
Horsing around trees again eh horsie? Okay then for Sunday Punday, tree-t yourself to some evergreen puns.
—
You can always rest assured of a koala-ty time in Aus-tree-lia.
—
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
—
How do trees get online?
They just log in.
—
How do you identifies a dogwood tree?
By observing their barks!
—
Which tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
—
What’s a tree dating app?
Timber.
—
Why did the tree went to takes a nap?For-rest.
—
Why the weeping willow so sad?
It watch a sappy movie
—
Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
Because they never leaves when you want them to
—
Why was the tree stumped?
It couldn’t get to the root of the problem
—
How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?
It won’t stop trunk texting their ax
—
What’s a tree’s favourite drink?
Root beer
—
What’s pine tree’s favourite radio station?
Anything that plays the poplar hits
—
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
—
Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?
It couldn’t stick to a root-ine
—
What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?
Tell it acorn-y joke
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Why did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root
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Which is tree’s least favorite month?
Sap-timber
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Which branch of mathematics does trees excels in?
Geometree
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Who was arrested for the crime of treecherry?
Tree-son
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Where on earth is the desert palm tree?
He is on a date
—
What sort of farming wood be beneficial in the coun-tree-side?
Poul-tree farming
—
What wood trees do on Halloween?
They go Tree’ck or Tree’ting
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More retreeculous puns is continue in reply