Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 28, 2024

Toothfairy godfather.

Don’t trust him on that deal.

I knew it was a racket. Have you ever wondered what happens to all those teeth?

Close your mouth Ernie! You’re a source of income!

“Arrangements”: Veneers, Braces, fillings, caps, crowns, implants, Orthodontists, Endodontists……

I used to get a nickel for my teeth.

The Tooth Fairy character looks awful familiar…

Get a load of this Fairy! I don’t trust him because he’s got those red pliers behind his back….MOMMY!

baby teeth…“primary” source of income…well done

According to Pratchett, a tooth fairy collects them so they can’t be used to harm the child with magic. Or, if you are a Sharp Objects fan, Amma uses them to make the ivory floor in her doll house.If a parent, it is just one more chance for you to lie to your children so they grow up with little to no understanding of the world they live in.

Tooth Thug. (that’s hard to say)

Eat plenty of sugar, kid, that will take care of it!

I don’t think fairies are supposed to have uni-brows. (Even Dwayne doesn’t have a uni-brow)

Sweet dreams are made of these …!

( denture love it? )

I would hesitate to trust a Tooth Fairy with a gap in their teeth.

Let me introduce you to the tonsil Fairy.

Super funny!

if we tell him, can the kid handle the tooth…?

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Ernie isn’t wrong.