Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 12, 2024

Maybe she’ll go for a BB gun or motorcycle instead

Dave, it’s May 12th, not May 14th.

Local restaurant had a great sign: “Take your Mom out to breakfast for mother’s day” Bottom of the sign: “Cook Wanted” (That way she’ll be sure to get what she wants for breakfast.)

And if you keep crossin’ your eyes, they’re gonna stay that way! … and that’s if you don’t put ‘em out with that stick!

… now go clean your room!

Sorry! Not sure where that came from!

I wish had been an option when I got my mom’s card for today. It’s hilarious!

It depends on how you use it.

And don’t go in the water for 30 minutes after eating!

Not 29, not 31… 30!

Do you hear me young man??

It’s not nice to give a mothers day card like unless she’s got a sharp sense of humor. ;-p

I’ll bet someone out there thinks they still have 2 more days to get mom something …!

( nothing to shake a stick at )

Kindergarten Sunday School class teacher wanted to know what the day was. I promptly said, “MY sister’s Birthday.” She corrected me. “Let’s make cards, what should they say, and I will write that on the board for you to copy.” came next. “Happy Birthday Diane” I yelled out. She started to write that and I got sent out of the class to go sit with my mom in church…

But since it’s not scissors, you can run with it!