“Once a year! And TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!!!”
Too bad it ends at 7:30 pm.
I had something witty to say, but…what was it? And…where are my keys?
Oh, Dave, one thing I can tell you for sure about old age is that
♬One way or another, It’s gonna find ya
It’s gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya♬
I’m too young to feel this d*mn old.
With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction. (Back to School)
I guess I’ve been old all my life. I remember doing this as a kid.
She came in here looking for her other earring.
Patient: “Doctor I’m having a problem remembering things” Doctor; How long have you had this problem?" Patient: “What problem ?”
I think I was goin’ to the kitchen ta eat…
… wait! Did I eat already!
I have lots of days like that as I get older.
I believe in the hereafter. Half a dozen times every day I walk in the room and say, what am I here after?
Eureka … another day to …uh….
So ? What’s init for me ?
Looks as though he thinks old age is for the birds.
I remember the first time I read Dave’s strip here I thought “this guy’s nuts!”… now I know he is!… (one of my faves… birds of a feather, y’know!)
As long as you remember to hold on to your grudges you’ll be fine.
“This Senior Moment was brought to you by…………… Uh………Ummm………Nevermind.”
This is an honor that rather not have. Where is my rejuvenation that should of been invented by now.
i’ve tried that ploy with my wife often, but she’s still hanging around…
eromlig 3 months ago
“Once a year! And TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!!!”
The Duke 3 months ago
Too bad it ends at 7:30 pm.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago
I had something witty to say, but…what was it? And…where are my keys?
Sue Ellen 3 months ago
Oh, Dave, one thing I can tell you for sure about old age is that
♬One way or another, It’s gonna find ya
It’s gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya♬
Kornfield Kounty 3 months ago
I’m too young to feel this d*mn old.
Kornfield Kounty 3 months ago
With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction. (Back to School)
Dobber Premium Member 3 months ago
I guess I’ve been old all my life. I remember doing this as a kid.
fencie 3 months ago
She came in here looking for her other earring.
wongo 3 months ago
Patient: “Doctor I’m having a problem remembering things” Doctor; How long have you had this problem?" Patient: “What problem ?”
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
I think I was goin’ to the kitchen ta eat…
… wait! Did I eat already!
ladykat 3 months ago
I have lots of days like that as I get older.
drtodd12 3 months ago
I believe in the hereafter. Half a dozen times every day I walk in the room and say, what am I here after?
Howard'sMyHero 3 months ago
Eureka … another day to …uh….
christelisbetty 3 months ago
So ? What’s init for me ?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago
Looks as though he thinks old age is for the birds.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
I remember the first time I read Dave’s strip here I thought “this guy’s nuts!”… now I know he is!… (one of my faves… birds of a feather, y’know!)
Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago
As long as you remember to hold on to your grudges you’ll be fine.
backyardcowboy 3 months ago
“This Senior Moment was brought to you by…………… Uh………Ummm………Nevermind.”
C wolfe 3 months ago
This is an honor that rather not have. Where is my rejuvenation that should of been invented by now.
gopher gofer 3 months ago
i’ve tried that ploy with my wife often, but she’s still hanging around…