Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 29, 2014

Stand him up in the corner with a beer in his hand.

Abner always knew he’d be stuffed in the end.

Put him on the sofa with the remote in his hand, and nobody will ever know he’s dead.

i read an article years ago about freeze drying…???

How did he feel about space?

now there’s a thought… hmmm.

Spiders and clowns also weren’t options.