Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 18, 2021

Oh, bruther.

A fly walked into the bar…because its wings were broken!

Been awhile since I saw a toot full of goobers.

… speaking Goober to Goober.

Shelly?? Where have you bean?

bet it just cost him peanuts, too…

Well! In that case, plant-er yourself down and have one on me….careful not to crack that shell…..

And I want no cracks coming from the peanut gallery.

“I came here to get shell-acked…”

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I say goober, you say guber … I say po-tay-to, you say …?

He’s nuts.

I met a guber once. He was a little salty.

Peanut on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter, round the corner came a train, toot toot, peanut butter.All I remember of that old song, and that’s probably too much

Pyle ?

OHHHHHHH! You took an uber, how silly of me.

i’ve been assalted