Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 05, 2022

Not that easy anymore…………….

My doctor has a patient who is a 90-year-old woman who always dresses to the nines, including always wearing high heels. He told her she could remove her shoes to do a toe-to-heel balance walk (like in a police sobriety test). She did the walk in her high heels, then asked him if he’d like to see her do it backwards. What a dame!!

Shingles destroyed the balancing nerves in my ear. I’m fine except when I get up at night. Then I’m wobbly.

Balancing while putting on underwear is like being on a tightrope!!!

Can either sit or lean on something…dagnabit!

Aiming your foot and not getting a toe caught is the main trick.

this is why people quit cow tipping. they found out old people are much easier to tip over and the old people don’t even have to be sleeping.

Bunch of showoffs. :)

“Did you pass?” “Well, I passed something…”

There’s a Tai Chi move that might help … it’s called GRASP THE BIRD’S TAIL / LEFT&RIGHT (LAN CH’UEH WEI) …!

( really )

Epic fail! I can’t do that. Not really; I can do it, but sometimes it’s tricky.

been here AAAAAaaaaaaaa done that

Best advice I’ve gotten on physical balance – mentally attach a string to the top of your head, and stand as if it’s pulled tight. It makes a huge difference for me in doing any exercise that requires standing on one foot.

It only really helps for the first leg into the underwear, though, as the limited stretch of the underwear itself makes the second foot dicey. My best advice there is, if you snag a toe, let go! It’s not worth falling.

the best solution is just to go commando…

I REALLY hope it’s not coed.

A pair of underwear??