Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 24, 2023

“all you want is a dinkle

what you envy’s a schwang

a thing through which you can tinkle

to play with or simply let hang"

           — Joey Tribbiani (as Dr Freud)

My brother belongs to the fraternal order of weak minds.

How often do you meet? It all depends.

I am getting so sick of this strip. There are no story lines anymore just a lead up to a joke that is anything but funny just predictable and bland. I think I’ll just save myself the daily disappointment in it and unfollow it. It’s a real shame because it used to be really good and I really looked forward to it.

That can be a load!!!

Are you Poised to check that place out? … Not sure. It all Depends.

That’s okay. You Always seem to Prevail.

All you had to do is do it quietly, instead of insulting the Creator’s work! ☹️☹️☹️

when your bladder’s been stretched so there is no restrainer the only thing left is to get the right size container

Hang out close to the washroom.

“Every time the waiter refreshes the water glasses, it clears the room…”

Have another beer Herman …!