Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 13, 2024

“Lizzie Borden took an axe

She gave her mother forty whacks

When she saw what she had done

She gave her father forty-one."

A cardiac surgeon would say, “The quickest way to a man’s heart is to saw through his breast bone.”

I thought the saying was: Home is where the hearth is.

YIKES

It is indeed.

Heart is home…torso there, legs here…..

Don’t confess until you axe for a good attorney. js

“They” are the voices in a cartoonist’s head …!

( whacky dabba dooo )

So… I married an axe murderer and left my heart in San Fransisco

Has Shorty been reading Poe’s “Tell-Tale Heart”…or is he confessing?

Has anyone seen Howard lately?