Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 14, 2025

That’s usually “OOPS!!!”

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Was Lil an accident?

The accident happened 9 months earlier.

George Carlin: “I wouldn’t be surprised if they come up with a birth control pill that doesn’t work all the time and call it Baby-Maybe.” …!

Accidents will happen, we only hit and run

He used to be your victim, now you’re not the only one

Accidents will happen, we only hit and run

I don’t wanna hear it ‘cause I know what I’ve done

YOU’RE WHAT ?? !!

Or any trauma surgeon.

Time for a pregnant pause. :)

Hopefully they’re not saying it during the delivery.

diaper sellers

helmet mongers

bubble wrap manufacturers