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Catch a tiger by the tail
Only through this can Dick prevail
This story needs a nip and tuck
Because at present, it just sucks
And while the tale just makes no sense
At least it stays in present tense
So Locher can keep his head held high
While the rest of us go âoh why, God? Why?â
The hero is helpless, the foils are lame
the writer continues to play a very sick game
Like a train wreck it is, still plodding on
Will Ennen remember that she still has her gun?
Fee Fi âs new star, and Tracy is out
I hope the editor reads this particular bout
It couldnât be worse, I think we agree
Thatâs we all wonder âAre they punishing me?â
Catch a tiger by the tail Only through this can Dick prevail This story needs a nip and tuck Because at present, it just sucks And while the tale just makes no sense At least it stays in present tense So Locher can keep his head held high While the rest of us go âoh why, God? Why?â The hero is helpless, the foils are lame the writer continues to play a very sick game Like a train wreck it is, still plodding on Will Ennen remember that she still has her gun? Fee Fi âs new star, and Tracy is out I hope the editor reads this particular bout It couldnât be worse, I think we agree Thatâs we all wonder âAre they punishing me?â