Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for October 15, 2009

Catch a tiger by the tail Only through this can Dick prevail This story needs a nip and tuck Because at present, it just sucks And while the tale just makes no sense At least it stays in present tense So Locher can keep his head held high While the rest of us go “oh why, God? Why?” The hero is helpless, the foils are lame the writer continues to play a very sick game Like a train wreck it is, still plodding on Will Ennen remember that she still has her gun? Fee Fi ‘s new star, and Tracy is out I hope the editor reads this particular bout It couldn’t be worse, I think we agree That’s we all wonder “Are they punishing me?”