Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for October 18, 2009

Thanks Margueritem. My bet it is the elephant girl.

The pucker factor was truly immense For Tracy in a trap that made little sense The tigers progress has been slowed By a circus giant both brave and bold Said Fee Fi with a determined lip As his mighty hands began to slip “No time for you to kvetch and pine” “Call for help or else the tiger will dine” “On your boney trembling body” “What do you mean, “where’s the potty?” Agent Ennen was royally pissed When she found that to his wrist Tracy had a device that would summon Law enforcement by the dozen Understandably, with a terrible rage She screamed at him in the cage “God you are such a great big stupid weenie” “All this time you’ve had on your Wrist Genie” “You‘re not a cop, just a big dummy” “We could end up in the tigers tummy” Her candor though, was surely lacking For in her purse a pistol she’s packing Can Tracy live down the shame Of being in this story so very lame Or will he just meander along And sing to us his siren song That draws us here each and every day Where we suffer in great dismay No reason can be discerned No lesson is to be learned As to why Locher will not simply quit But continues to produce this pile of