With his face a deathly pallor
Tracy choose the better part of valor
With others trailing in his wake
His escape he sought to make
It seems now would be a good time
To call headquarters and report this crime
When the trapeze artist was shot
Forgot his wrist genie he did not
And called 911 as quickly as you please
(We now see it was only just a tease)
Meanwhile back at the cage
The tiger had spent his rage
Pops was looking perplexed
Soon he was to be sorely vexed
As the bodies were not there
Not even a hunk of hair
Scott Evil was more than correct
Your foes you could not neglect
To make sure first them you did slay
Before you went about your merry way
What new horrors are we to expect
From this pile of excrement
There would be no need to fear
If only Underdog were here.
With his face a deathly pallor Tracy choose the better part of valor With others trailing in his wake His escape he sought to make It seems now would be a good time To call headquarters and report this crime When the trapeze artist was shot Forgot his wrist genie he did not And called 911 as quickly as you please (We now see it was only just a tease) Meanwhile back at the cage The tiger had spent his rage Pops was looking perplexed Soon he was to be sorely vexed As the bodies were not there Not even a hunk of hair Scott Evil was more than correct Your foes you could not neglect To make sure first them you did slay Before you went about your merry way What new horrors are we to expect From this pile of excrement There would be no need to fear If only Underdog were here.