Wow, that’s all one can say
About what’s in the strip today
Forgive me for being flip
But this is a crock of…
After you think you have become inured
Your gaze falls on this loathsome…
What could possess the people at TMS
That they would publish this awful mess
Perhaps they should call a doctor
To check on the comatose Locher
That can be the only explanation
For this sordid abomination
Wow, that’s all one can say About what’s in the strip today Forgive me for being flip But this is a crock of… After you think you have become inured Your gaze falls on this loathsome… What could possess the people at TMS That they would publish this awful mess Perhaps they should call a doctor To check on the comatose Locher That can be the only explanation For this sordid abomination