Electrifying was the word
Could it be more absurd?
To take a strad and apply the hardware
And try to create a sound beyond compare
Resonating as they do throughout the wood
Vibrations create the sound that is good
To compromise the instruments integrity
Seems to be the height of insanity
Father, son are in a scuffle
It’s just one big kerfluffle
The father displays his wounds he got that night
The son swung from the left and they’re on the right
Dad talks big and makes a threat
Five years in the Pen he could get
Grand theft, assault, dealing stolen property
Sonny boy surely has not acted properly
Big bossman looks forward to some fun
All the while dressed as a nun
It makes him look like a freak
Next thing you know he’ll sing “Dominique”.
Electrifying was the word Could it be more absurd? To take a strad and apply the hardware And try to create a sound beyond compare Resonating as they do throughout the wood Vibrations create the sound that is good To compromise the instruments integrity Seems to be the height of insanity Father, son are in a scuffle It’s just one big kerfluffle The father displays his wounds he got that night The son swung from the left and they’re on the right Dad talks big and makes a threat Five years in the Pen he could get Grand theft, assault, dealing stolen property Sonny boy surely has not acted properly Big bossman looks forward to some fun All the while dressed as a nun It makes him look like a freak Next thing you know he’ll sing “Dominique”.