Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for February 07, 2010

Well you can bet your sweet bippy The story still seems rather dippy A plot line that’s shot full of holes “Do you want to see my walnetto” Or maybe it’s just a palmetto Ernistine was really very droll As we watch father and son fight Much as it is to our great delight What ever happened to Morgul the friendly Drelb About todays strip just let me say In my most dignified way It‘s “verrry eeen-ter-esting, but shtupid” And don’t you just hate That “Flying Fickle Finger of Fate” Especially when it’s pointed at you And though he has made a threat I’m sure that it will be a safe bet That Tracy will not do his job And who here is not a fan Of that darling little Edith Ann When she sticks out her tongue and goes “pbbbt” The ambassador is perplexed And we’re feeling so vexed Hah, “look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls” The plot could be considered farcical Just like little Mark and Sparkle Farkle And all the other little Farkles that there are I just read with dismay What it is I had to say So maybe I should “say goodnight Dick”.