Two panels we have today
And in me they cause great dismay
Further proof of the strips decay
That is driving readers far away
Plumb silly it seems to me
This current story of Dick Tracy
So many holes there are to see
Makes it look like Swiss cheesy
Soon the violin will go kaboom
Showering splinters throughout the room
Sending many party goers there to their doom
A mess that you can’t clean-up with just a broom
Those who heeded Tracy will be in luck
For those who didn’t life will suck
Boy, won’t they feel like a schmuck
And all because they didn’t go and duck
The crowd behind the ambassador stands aghast
Their bewilderment of course will not last
This is a night that won’t be surpassed
Because the party was one big blast
Two panels we have today And in me they cause great dismay Further proof of the strips decay That is driving readers far away Plumb silly it seems to me This current story of Dick Tracy So many holes there are to see Makes it look like Swiss cheesy Soon the violin will go kaboom Showering splinters throughout the room Sending many party goers there to their doom A mess that you can’t clean-up with just a broom Those who heeded Tracy will be in luck For those who didn’t life will suck Boy, won’t they feel like a schmuck And all because they didn’t go and duck The crowd behind the ambassador stands aghast Their bewilderment of course will not last This is a night that won’t be surpassed Because the party was one big blast