Dearly beloved we are gathered today
For our last respects we must pay
We mourn sonny boys untimely death
He has drawn his last mortal breath
Over his son, pops would not have to sob
Had the terror squad just done their job
“No-one is to go in and no-one is to go out”
The great defective was heard to shout
But one man could not do it all
So over the festivities is cast a pall
As the cops stand around and stare
Low Note hastens to get out of there
Virgil lies dying in the street
The story as yet is not complete
Why the bomb, he must explain
And I have no doubt it will be lame
Dearly beloved we are gathered today For our last respects we must pay We mourn sonny boys untimely death He has drawn his last mortal breath Over his son, pops would not have to sob Had the terror squad just done their job “No-one is to go in and no-one is to go out” The great defective was heard to shout But one man could not do it all So over the festivities is cast a pall As the cops stand around and stare Low Note hastens to get out of there Virgil lies dying in the street The story as yet is not complete Why the bomb, he must explain And I have no doubt it will be lame