The money trail beckons to the great dick
His sleuthing will surely turn the trick
A transaction here or a transaction there
Tracy will give them all his best stare
Where oh where has all the cash gone
It’s vanished like the night before the coming dawn
One hundred million in cash would be a lot of fun
In hundred dollar bills it weighs more than a ton
In gold it is more than twice that weight
So look for someone who’s had a hernia of late
A pile of cash in one hundred dollars bills
Eighty four cubic feet is what it would fills
Not an easy sum to carry in a bag
In fact it would be a considerable drag
A trifle point that we are not to see
So let it be a secret just between you and me
Just where this story is doomed to wander
Is something that is really hard to ponder
So I’ll just sit back in my chair and crack a big smile
Knowing that this story is going to take a long while.
The money trail beckons to the great dick His sleuthing will surely turn the trick A transaction here or a transaction there Tracy will give them all his best stare Where oh where has all the cash gone It’s vanished like the night before the coming dawn One hundred million in cash would be a lot of fun In hundred dollar bills it weighs more than a ton In gold it is more than twice that weight So look for someone who’s had a hernia of late A pile of cash in one hundred dollars bills Eighty four cubic feet is what it would fills Not an easy sum to carry in a bag In fact it would be a considerable drag A trifle point that we are not to see So let it be a secret just between you and me Just where this story is doomed to wander Is something that is really hard to ponder So I’ll just sit back in my chair and crack a big smile Knowing that this story is going to take a long while.