The wheels of justice turn round and round
No-one knows where this crazy train is bound
The plot seems to take a quantum leap
Using devices that seem real cheap
Just read the papers is the way to go
That reporter really seems to be in the know
How does he come by all this information
Next thing he’ll have is the DA’s trial summation
Tracy is out to prove there is a murder
Away from the truth he moves, further and further
Silly old defective with eyes all squinty
Missing all the real clues aplenty
What a travesty he has become
It strikes the reader quite numb
The dowager weeps for her Trey-D
Believing never again will she see he
Oh what a tangled web Locher weaves
It’s giving me a bad case of the heaves
Like an addiction this strip does grip
The only way I can read it is with a morphine drip
So jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton
Knowing that in good time this will be all forgotten.
The wheels of justice turn round and round No-one knows where this crazy train is bound The plot seems to take a quantum leap Using devices that seem real cheap Just read the papers is the way to go That reporter really seems to be in the know How does he come by all this information Next thing he’ll have is the DA’s trial summation Tracy is out to prove there is a murder Away from the truth he moves, further and further Silly old defective with eyes all squinty Missing all the real clues aplenty What a travesty he has become It strikes the reader quite numb The dowager weeps for her Trey-D Believing never again will she see he Oh what a tangled web Locher weaves It’s giving me a bad case of the heaves Like an addiction this strip does grip The only way I can read it is with a morphine drip So jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton Knowing that in good time this will be all forgotten.