AWW COME ON, WHAT IN THE HELL
The writer of this strip should be in jail
If I were to try to remain silent
I really fear I shall become violent
This has gone beyond the absurd
It’s really become one big stinking turd
Only a prosecutor ( D.A. or Fed.) can file a criminal complaint
Someone needs to seriously put Locher in a restraint
Does anyone read this before the printing
And if so, why aren’t they dissenting
About this travesty of logic and common sense
For which there can be no defense
The insanity that passes for a script
Does nor endear us to the strip
I suppose it is fitting that this is soon to be ending
Surely, it can have no future pending
From the halcyon days of the great detective
To these poor imitations at which we hurl invective
The road that Tracy has traveled has been long
So now is the time for him to sing his swan song
Goodbye hero, who we did once admire
Your time in the sun is set to expire
To a grave deep and dark we place you now
Or maybe more fitting would be a garbage scow.
AWW COME ON, WHAT IN THE HELL The writer of this strip should be in jail If I were to try to remain silent I really fear I shall become violent This has gone beyond the absurd It’s really become one big stinking turd Only a prosecutor ( D.A. or Fed.) can file a criminal complaint Someone needs to seriously put Locher in a restraint Does anyone read this before the printing And if so, why aren’t they dissenting About this travesty of logic and common sense For which there can be no defense The insanity that passes for a script Does nor endear us to the strip I suppose it is fitting that this is soon to be ending Surely, it can have no future pending From the halcyon days of the great detective To these poor imitations at which we hurl invective The road that Tracy has traveled has been long So now is the time for him to sing his swan song Goodbye hero, who we did once admire Your time in the sun is set to expire To a grave deep and dark we place you now Or maybe more fitting would be a garbage scow.