The word gets around the old bum’s got cash
Someone’s about to go and take all of his stash
Giving thousand dollar bills to kids on the street
May seem like an great idea, one that can’t be beat
But avarice and greed is the order of the day
He’s about to learn that good deeds do not pay
Muggers, thugs and thieves, they do abound
They’re going to beat him deep into the ground
Will defective Thick respond in the nick of time
And save the bum while he still has a dime
Or will he dither, glower and finally snap
Surlily telling Sam to “go shut his trap”
The reports of the bills being passed comes to us late
And will Thick be able to link them to Trey-Ds’ fate
Such an easy thing to trace, these bills surely would be
A valuable clue that even a blind man could see
A cursory investigation at the beginning of this story
Would have pointed Twacy to the true nature of his quarry
But that would cut down the time here that we have spent
And wouldn’t you agree that would be something heaven sent.
The word gets around the old bum’s got cash Someone’s about to go and take all of his stash Giving thousand dollar bills to kids on the street May seem like an great idea, one that can’t be beat But avarice and greed is the order of the day He’s about to learn that good deeds do not pay Muggers, thugs and thieves, they do abound They’re going to beat him deep into the ground Will defective Thick respond in the nick of time And save the bum while he still has a dime Or will he dither, glower and finally snap Surlily telling Sam to “go shut his trap” The reports of the bills being passed comes to us late And will Thick be able to link them to Trey-Ds’ fate Such an easy thing to trace, these bills surely would be A valuable clue that even a blind man could see A cursory investigation at the beginning of this story Would have pointed Twacy to the true nature of his quarry But that would cut down the time here that we have spent And wouldn’t you agree that would be something heaven sent.