Tracy, ever the one with the watchful eye
Finally notices the acts of the homeless guy
A homeless guy passing out money isn’t so bizarre
But doing it with thousand dollar bills certainly is by far
A new wrinkle is presented to us today
But can we believe what the bum does say
Yesterday he said he was going to ground
But today we find he is still sitting around
He has no reason to seek others’ advice
For in his hand he carries a high-tech device
He checks the news, the scores and plays farmland too
Amazing how he is wired while Tracy hasn’t a clue
But poor Dick is falling farther behind the times
Perhaps he should retire to sunnier climes
Three and a half months more we must endure
Knowing that Tracy has lost his allure
But at least the comments are fresh and fun
Otherwise this strip we would shun.
Tracy, ever the one with the watchful eye Finally notices the acts of the homeless guy A homeless guy passing out money isn’t so bizarre But doing it with thousand dollar bills certainly is by far A new wrinkle is presented to us today But can we believe what the bum does say Yesterday he said he was going to ground But today we find he is still sitting around He has no reason to seek others’ advice For in his hand he carries a high-tech device He checks the news, the scores and plays farmland too Amazing how he is wired while Tracy hasn’t a clue But poor Dick is falling farther behind the times Perhaps he should retire to sunnier climes Three and a half months more we must endure Knowing that Tracy has lost his allure But at least the comments are fresh and fun Otherwise this strip we would shun.
Panel-Panner and Tracyfan92, thank you.