Tracy, never subtle, makes a big scene
Scowling, he’s looking really mean
Accusations and demands he begins to shout
Proving again he is nothing but a lout
Driven by power, feels he should get his way
It matters not to him, what they may have to say
Outnumbered he is, by three bums to one
Wonder if he remembered to carry a gun
As stories go, this one is the pits
I’ve seen more action and excitement over at Zits
Dragging on, this insufferable excuse for strip
Clutches us all in its unrelenting grip
Drawn here, we become cynical and jaded
About the copper whose fame has long since faded
Watching and waiting for his ultimate demise
Hoping against hope that his star will again rise
But forlornly we plod through each day
Wondering why, for this, someone would pay
But Locher blithely cashes his check
All the while turning out this sordid drek.
Tracy, never subtle, makes a big scene Scowling, he’s looking really mean Accusations and demands he begins to shout Proving again he is nothing but a lout Driven by power, feels he should get his way It matters not to him, what they may have to say Outnumbered he is, by three bums to one Wonder if he remembered to carry a gun As stories go, this one is the pits I’ve seen more action and excitement over at Zits Dragging on, this insufferable excuse for strip Clutches us all in its unrelenting grip Drawn here, we become cynical and jaded About the copper whose fame has long since faded Watching and waiting for his ultimate demise Hoping against hope that his star will again rise But forlornly we plod through each day Wondering why, for this, someone would pay But Locher blithely cashes his check All the while turning out this sordid drek.