Of all the explanations that I’ve ever heard
This one has to be the most absurd
Fraud and extortion on a global scale
Why wasn’t Interpol on his tail
Hiding as he was in plain sight
Giving out thousand dollar bills left and right
I realize that I’m in no way, shape or form a scholar
But why go undercover to make the collar
A straight up arrest during the day
Seems to me would have been the way
Why play around in all the filth and grime
When allegedly it was a white collar crime
But logic seems not to be in Lochers vocabulary
Which explains Napervilles inept constabulary
Just where the story goes from here
It will be all downhill I really do fear.
Of all the explanations that I’ve ever heard This one has to be the most absurd Fraud and extortion on a global scale Why wasn’t Interpol on his tail Hiding as he was in plain sight Giving out thousand dollar bills left and right I realize that I’m in no way, shape or form a scholar But why go undercover to make the collar A straight up arrest during the day Seems to me would have been the way Why play around in all the filth and grime When allegedly it was a white collar crime But logic seems not to be in Lochers vocabulary Which explains Napervilles inept constabulary Just where the story goes from here It will be all downhill I really do fear.
Thank you all, for your comments the other day.