Once a detective of great renown
Now he plays the roll of a clown
His fortunes have sunk so low
Could this be the final blow
The sheer inanity of the strip
Is reason enough for Locher to quit
Dickie boy is in trouble now
As he treats the car like a scow
Deep water running swift
Is about to give Tracy a lift
Floating away in the rain
Could this be any more insane
Mordred’s laughing like a fool
He knows Tracy’s nothing but a tool
Each day it goes downhill
Not even pigs will touch this swill
The morbid curiosity of this strip
Has us well in its grip
Come back tomorrow for more of the same
You have only yourself to blame.
Once a detective of great renown Now he plays the roll of a clown His fortunes have sunk so low Could this be the final blow The sheer inanity of the strip Is reason enough for Locher to quit Dickie boy is in trouble now As he treats the car like a scow Deep water running swift Is about to give Tracy a lift Floating away in the rain Could this be any more insane Mordred’s laughing like a fool He knows Tracy’s nothing but a tool Each day it goes downhill Not even pigs will touch this swill The morbid curiosity of this strip Has us well in its grip Come back tomorrow for more of the same You have only yourself to blame.
Thank you, david42, billdi, and NVash