Emerging from a would be watery grave
Now their asses Tracy must save
Will he be up to the task
Do you even need to ask?
Freezing rain and bitter wind
Will this travesty never end?
Placed in jeopardy by his folly
Tracy wishes he had brought his brolly
Their sodden clothing squelching as they walk
Now is not the time for idle talk
Shelter is what must be sought
But Thick won’t give it any thought
His communication device is on the fritz
Well now, isn’t that just the pits
Trudging through the dark and stormy night
He will treat us to more of this blight
On the good name of the great detective
At whom we now hurl invective
His glory days have long since passed
The stories now are just half-assed.
Emerging from a would be watery grave Now their asses Tracy must save Will he be up to the task Do you even need to ask? Freezing rain and bitter wind Will this travesty never end? Placed in jeopardy by his folly Tracy wishes he had brought his brolly Their sodden clothing squelching as they walk Now is not the time for idle talk Shelter is what must be sought But Thick won’t give it any thought His communication device is on the fritz Well now, isn’t that just the pits Trudging through the dark and stormy night He will treat us to more of this blight On the good name of the great detective At whom we now hurl invective His glory days have long since passed The stories now are just half-assed.