Oh the calamity, oh the pandemoniumHe’s been smothered by nitrate of ammoniumNow he’s firmly held in placeWith Mina sitting on his faceThings would have gone fineIf he hadn’t messed with the bottom lineI really don’t feel it is necessaryTo opine that Gloria is mercenaryShe’ll do anything for a buckCross her and your out of luckWill the terrorists soon be missedAnd will the confederates be quite pissed?I think Tracy will find it hard to defeatThis walking, talking slab of meatWith Mina at her sideTracy’s in for one hard rideThings may soon turn out badWhen he learns shooting her only makes her madA formidable foe, like none beforeWho knows just what’s in store.
Oh the calamity, oh the pandemoniumHe’s been smothered by nitrate of ammoniumNow he’s firmly held in placeWith Mina sitting on his faceThings would have gone fineIf he hadn’t messed with the bottom lineI really don’t feel it is necessaryTo opine that Gloria is mercenaryShe’ll do anything for a buckCross her and your out of luckWill the terrorists soon be missedAnd will the confederates be quite pissed?I think Tracy will find it hard to defeatThis walking, talking slab of meatWith Mina at her sideTracy’s in for one hard rideThings may soon turn out badWhen he learns shooting her only makes her madA formidable foe, like none beforeWho knows just what’s in store.