Last week we left off with the valiant crew of the Enterprise attempting to withstand a surprise attack by the Moon People who were led by Captain Kirk’s old girlfriend, Mad Mysta Mindy!
.Captain, shields down to 60 percent! Thank you Mr. Chekov. Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequencies. Aye Captain. Jim, just what in the world did you do to piss her off?It’s complicated Bones. I’d rather not talk about it. Fascinating! What’s so fascinating Spock? Captain, I believe this is the first time in recorded history that you’ve turned down a female’s advance. That’s pretty harsh Spock! Jim, as your physician and friend I’ve got to tell you; Everyone in Star Fleet knows that you’re an inter-planetary, equal opportunity love Guru! Captain, we’re being hailed by the Moon people. On screen. KIRK! You two timing, love stealing, back stabbing heart breaker!Now Mindy, calm down! You know when you get excited your antennae get bent all out of shape! DON’T CALL ME THAT NAME! MY NAME IS MYSTA!Good God Jim, what did you do to the poor girl? Nothing, I just left her at a theater which was showing a revival of the old Dick Tracy movie starring Warren Beatty. Captain, with all due respect, I’d be pissed off if you did that to me! But Uhura, it was a terrible movie and she didn’t want to leave! Captain, Scotty here. We’ve got a serious problem with the dilithium crystals. Something is rapidly draining them. Captain, it seems that something from the Moon ship is responsible for this power drain.Can you stop it Mr. Spock? Negative. Jim, if I know women the only way to save the ship would be to complete your date with Mad Mindy. Bones,,,I, ,, CAN’T!
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Will Captain Kirk find the courage to go on another date with Mad Mysta Mindy?Will Doctor McCoy and Mr. Spock ever do a duet on Karaoke night?Will Warren Beatty ever admit casting Madonna in his Dick Tracy movie was a terrible decision!
Last week we left off with the valiant crew of the Enterprise attempting to withstand a surprise attack by the Moon People who were led by Captain Kirk’s old girlfriend, Mad Mysta Mindy!
.Captain, shields down to 60 percent! Thank you Mr. Chekov. Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequencies. Aye Captain. Jim, just what in the world did you do to piss her off?It’s complicated Bones. I’d rather not talk about it. Fascinating! What’s so fascinating Spock? Captain, I believe this is the first time in recorded history that you’ve turned down a female’s advance. That’s pretty harsh Spock! Jim, as your physician and friend I’ve got to tell you; Everyone in Star Fleet knows that you’re an inter-planetary, equal opportunity love Guru! Captain, we’re being hailed by the Moon people. On screen. KIRK! You two timing, love stealing, back stabbing heart breaker!Now Mindy, calm down! You know when you get excited your antennae get bent all out of shape! DON’T CALL ME THAT NAME! MY NAME IS MYSTA!Good God Jim, what did you do to the poor girl? Nothing, I just left her at a theater which was showing a revival of the old Dick Tracy movie starring Warren Beatty. Captain, with all due respect, I’d be pissed off if you did that to me! But Uhura, it was a terrible movie and she didn’t want to leave! Captain, Scotty here. We’ve got a serious problem with the dilithium crystals. Something is rapidly draining them. Captain, it seems that something from the Moon ship is responsible for this power drain.Can you stop it Mr. Spock? Negative. Jim, if I know women the only way to save the ship would be to complete your date with Mad Mindy. Bones,,,I, ,, CAN’T!
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Will Captain Kirk find the courage to go on another date with Mad Mysta Mindy?Will Doctor McCoy and Mr. Spock ever do a duet on Karaoke night?Will Warren Beatty ever admit casting Madonna in his Dick Tracy movie was a terrible decision!
Tune in next time to find out!