The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 21, 2012

Last Resort Senior Living…Isn’t that where Dazz lives??That may be hers in the window!!

I believe that you are correct, Sir.

‘Boulder holders’, I haven’t heard that for ages!

YES…. It’s the Green Blouce with Oragne flowers…. We have been waiting ….! ! ! …and …. YES…. I see the light…! ! !

As an aside…. I think Julie has left us….. hanging…. here…? ! ?

OMG, I haven’t heard the phrase ‘Over-shoulder Boulder Holder’ for ages. And who’s been in my laundry basket! I hope they didn’t steal my knickers, too! GAH!

A new antique? I’ll have to think about that.

As to “over the shoulder boulder holders,” one of my wife’s friends has gotten a flower tattoo on her butt. (So I am told.) One of the other wimmen has observed that in a few years it will become a hanging basket!

@Leaky — I love the avatars you’ve had recently! Wile E Coyote rocks! Wile E Coyote – SUPER Genius!

@mikie2 – hanging baskets! Bwahahahahahaha!

The Crustwood version of “Map of The Stars Homes”.

Mornin’, People of Crustwood….

With their sharp noses for the negative, they probably know who lives in every rest home in townand who still lives alone, but should be in a rest home, poor dear….

They read the obituaries every day so they’ll know when to look for estate sales.

Mikie a friend of mine wanted to get a rose tattooed on the inside curve of one of her…. um… boulders…

You know, so it would peek out of a low-cut V-veck….and I asked her whether she’d still like it when she was 90, and it had become a faded, long-stemmed tea rose.

Susan, l always reply, “If I had known I was going to live THIS long, I would have taken better care of myself.”

Double barrel over the shoulder boulder holder, is the term that i remember.

I think the owner of that one just keeps her shirt tucked in and wears a belt now.

If she were in Florida, I wouldn’t think she’d forget her bikini.

Good morning all! @Leaky, no bikinis for me and no senior living. I even chose a neighborhood with people of all ages. I don’t remember who it was who used that phrase. My kids all know I never want a nursing home and even if I grow to need assistance there are alternatives, altough I don’t think life would be much good once health fails. My mom was in a nursing home after my brother sold her condo to pay his debts (Dad left him in charge and he was a lawyer).

Surprised there isn’t a saleperson on the sidewalk with a flip sign advertising the vacancy.

Been a long time since I saw a little round compass like that. All the other poor souls are just staring out the window; doesn’t this place allow them to each have a TV? And when they pass, all their stuff becomes “new” antiques at the shop next door. What I don’t understand is the lamp shop on the ground floor. At first glance, I thought it was a musical instrument store (one where patrons practice); one of the places I went antiquing was also that. Having badly played music at all hours would add to the unpleasant qualities of a nursing home ;-P

Haven’t heard that one in decades. It went along with LSMFT.

I am not sure how the bra went along with the rest of the gag here. Or was the vacancy for the bra, not the room?

Regardless, good morning (close to noon) Crustwoodians!!

Lucky Strike Green has gone to war

Q: What did the bra say to the hat?A: You go on ahead. I’ll hang around with these two!

Bubba HoTep