The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 17, 2014

Patty seems to have her own form of delusion. She thinks she can change her parents.

I still say Patty is either adopted or was switched at birth.

Who among you gals would take 300k and let Joy become a surrogate for you?

God forbid that they should actually go outside. Maybe if they got one of those fancy wireless TVs. Naaah, too far from the reefer and the pantry. Besides, they’d have to move their recliners out there.Does anyone think that Patty might be doing a study and paper on her parents? A modern-day Jukes group.

So today’s “Find-It” is reader’s choice?

I’m surprised Burl even knows what cabin fever is.

I didn’t know they opened the windows, just used the air conditioner, which would make the neighbors grateful.

I sure wouldn’t want to be their neighbor too much stench.

Which find it are we looking for anyway?

O Patty, please put on some sweats and hit the running trails (you can walk, even….). Do this as often as permits (that being any images you can troll up of yourself being as sluggish and blubber-encrusted as your mom in the not-too-distant-future…) then get membership in a health club (hey you can watch TV while keeping one of their machines up and running. Don’t be “Patty Fatty, 2 X 4, couldn’t….(!!!) etc., etc, etc.”

Fithy?

@Leaky, you’ve GOT to be kidding! I may have trouble getting all my stuff done, but at least I do it all.

I think the “find it” is the face in the snowflake????

Go ahead and go to the mall, Patty. Burl and Joy are perfectly satisfied to watch K-ANT…with an occasional switch to The Polka Channel.

Wait…… looks like the old TV, VCR, picture & vase are back…. Musta returned that flat screen….! ! !

We go to Estate Sales and have been in many houses where the windows have never been opened. Phew! At least spray some Febreeze around!